don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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