he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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