Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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