Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
There's even glitter on my cock...
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