i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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