so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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