I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Success! We fucked roommates!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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