You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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