WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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