he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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