But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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