people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
