I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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