Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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