Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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