if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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