Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
