its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
