last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
