You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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