Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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