Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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