Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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