the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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