i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
