How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
