You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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