Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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