I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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