how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
