Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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