Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
