i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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