He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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