If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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