What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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