WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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