he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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