so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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