Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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