i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just found puke in my bra..
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
