i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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