drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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