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Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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