Don't you send me to vm
only if we run a train.
done.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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