im gay
i know
yea but for you.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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