no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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