Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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