if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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