school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize