A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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