Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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