we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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