just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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