Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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