Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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